Health-Damn, buddy. You seem to be too health-damn uptight.

fuck you

That wasn't a sneeze, Satan was snarling through your schnozz.

Either you're a troll or you're the kind of atheist who gives the rest of us a bad name. In the case of the latter, consider the fact that using a colloqualism is no more an endorsement of a god than it is to use a dollar bill to pay for something. After all, our currency has god references plastered all over it. Pick your battles and grow up.

IA, be thankful the random forces of the universe didn't result in you living in Pakistan.

I/A, this is now a universal problem. Some of us have a bad habit of saying " God Bless you" when someone sneezes.
That is not good because some people find it offensive. I have learned this the hard way. Good rant,I guess: DO NOT SAY GOD BLESS YOU WHEN SOMEONE SNEEZES. If you need CPR, I bet you might change your rock a billy heart. Oh, fuck you I/A.

i wish you lived in Syria, you sound like a sniveling ass hole. They won't say the God Bless You crap over there.
Politically correct I/anonie sets the record straight. I hope you and your higher power, find solace. Fuck You.

Oh your poor dear, being trespassed upon so....

What if god was one of us? Just a sneezer on the bus?

I say "god bless you" whenever someone burps or farts. Why should sneezes have all the fun?

Whiny atheists are just as infuriating as religious zealots. None of you self righteous annoying fucks know when to mind your own fucking business.

Props to my fellow trolls for pointing out the dozen or so things that are wrong with this post that I don't have the time or energy to write out. You guys make lame posts like this more bearable :)