Things To Do Tonight!


The comedy events should come with an asterisk whenever they're scheduled at Helium. Unless you get in line very early, it's likely you'll be squished into seating that is worse than economy class on an airplane. And often with a blocked view. Then you're required to buy two drinks per person.

There's no just kicking back, relaxing, and taking in some stand-up. Prepare to be fleeced.