Thanks to Donald "The Woman Must Be Punished" Trump's abortion "gaffe," Ted Cruz's position on abortion—ban all abortions, without exception, lock up doctors, force rape victims to give birth to their rapists' babies, treat miscarriages like potential crime scenes—now looks moderate. Watch.

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