Pizza Week starts TODAY, mothereffers. And you may be saying to yourself, "I'm not ready. I was excited at first, but now I'm just not sure I can eat an entire week's worth of delicious pizza from some of the finest pizza makers in town." Well, let me tell you something: YOU CAN AND YOU WILL. Because this isn't just about pushing creative, scrumptious slices of pizza into your gaping pie hole. Pizza Week is about the meaning of life itself, and... look. I simply can't explain it as well as Andrew W.K., so check out his truly inspiring speech titled, "The Power of Positive Pizza Partying" courtesy of The A.V. Club.
NOW YOU ARE READY FOR PIZZA WEEK. So get out there and EAT YOUR GODDAMN GUTS OUT! RAHHHHHH!!