Everybody Relax: The High Guy Wearing Camo and Throwing a Hatchet on Foster Has Fallen Asleep

Portland-Police to 85th/Foster-report of a high guy in camo pants throwing a hatchet around and breaking out windows -avoid area
— Portland OR Alerts (@pdxalerts) July 15, 2016

@pdxalerts Update-hatchet was lost after he threw it through a window of a business, subject now on the ground rolling around
— Portland OR Alerts (@pdxalerts) July 15, 2016

@pdxalerts Update - Hatchet Guy has now fallen asleep - White male, tattoos all over face and neck, camo pants - medical responding
— Portland OR Alerts (@pdxalerts) July 15, 2016

Phew. Everyone as you were.

Tags: Crime

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