Oregon Was Founded As a Racist Utopia. When Oregon was granted statehood in 1859, it was the only state in the Union admitted with a constitution that forbade black people from living, working, or owning property there. It was illegal for black people even to move to the state until 1926.

Fuck your birthday, state of Oregon. After a very tumultuous adolescence, experimenting with inclusivity, diversity, equality and ganja, you grew up to be a pretentious, douchebag Californian developer who can't even get behind their own (new) home-town basketball team.

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