Here's another I, Anonymous Classic from the I, Anonymous archives!

DEAR CLOWNS OF PORTLAND

Dear delusional clown-folk people of Portland who wear floppy pants and still believe 'physical comedy' is a valid form of entertainment: Please find some terrible clown commune far far away from Portland and leave us in peace. CLOWNS SUCK. THE ART IS DEAD. YOU ARE BORING. YOUR COWORKERS DON'T CARE ABOUT IT. You are a pathetic quasi-pedophile. You cheat on your girlfriends and don't bathe enough because you are a depressed, loser excuse of a human being. Nobody likes balloon animals. You make me feel unfathomable sorrow. Stop it. UGH.—Anonymous

Got a confession, rant, or just need to get something off your chest? The I, Anonymous Blog is perfect for that. As well as being LOTS OF LAFFS! HONK! HONK! Hee-yuck!