Can the mercury please identify those who started the fire? I would like to sue them in small claims court for any costs I may incur cleaning up the ash etc. from their arson.

We can hope that these morons will be charged with crimes and fully prosecuted for destroying the wildlife and irreplaceable scenic treasures of the Columbia River Gorge, but for a good time, look up Gatlinburg fire starters. Things looked bad for a 15-y-o and a 17-y-o. A hiker with a GoPro unit caught them flicking lighted matches into the dry grass in the Smoky Mountains. The resulting fire killed 14 people, but the kids eventually got away with it. All charges were dropped.