GOP yanks rule that allows class-action lawsuits; Wall Street reacts accordingly.
GOP yanks rule that allows class-action lawsuits; Wall Street reacts accordingly. Getty / Jonathan Kitchen

GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Can I get a little closer, so I can get to know you, and exchange names and thangs? Before the night is over? LET'S GO TO PRESS.

Another state senator has reported being on the receiving end of unwanted touching from Republican Sen. Jeff Kruse who, after multiple accusations, bafflingly still has his job.

In their home opener, the Blazers take down the Pelicans 103-93! Woot woot, toot toot!

Arizona GOP Sen. Jeff Flake announced he will not run again and took the opportunity to lambaste Trump, adding he refuses to be "complicit or silent" about the president's racist, hateful shenanigans.

Trump clapped back at Senators Flake and Corker—because he is a baby who can't take criticism—saying that actually everybody else in the senate loves him. (Arrested Development narrator: "They do not.")

According to a new report, the DNC and Clinton campaign funded a company who dug up the Trump-Russia dossier—much of which has been confirmed as fact. Sounds like money well spent!

After two months of saying he was going to declare an opioid emergency, Trump is almost—not quite—ready to declare an opioid emergency! Check back in two more months!

Former President George HW Bush has apologized after a woman accused him of sexual assault.

Big banks and Wall Street are celebrating today after the GOP strips away our right to file class-action lawsuits against corrupt financial institutions.




The NAACP has issued a travel advisory warning Black people to stay away from American Airlines.

Now let's behold the WEATHER: Another mostly sunny day with a high in the low 60s.

And finally, because you require nothing more, here is a video of a cat—dressed as a lobster—riding a roomba. You're welcome, and GOOD DAY.