Here... I turned that stupid no-sit sign into an animated gif to be a more accurate depiction of this city's priorities. https://media.giphy.com/media/xUOxeX2aVG…

Downtown Portland isn't on this earth for the sole purpose of giving addicts a place to openly defecate and a free pass to break into anyone else's car. Maybe PM should think a bit more critically about the issue. Mr. Humphries, I suggest you open the Mercury offices up to shelter the homeless and also instruct your employees to accept car break-ins with a loving and forgiving heart.