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GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! My world is changing, I'm rearranging... does that mean Christmas changes too? LET'S GO TO PRESS.

Hero Damian Lillard doesn't take any mess—especially from shithead Timberwolves fans who spew homophobic slurs.

Check out this horrifying story of a Amtrak passenger who was thrown from the derailed train and survived.

Not only was this derailed Amtrak train speeding, but investigators are looking into if the driver was distracted.

As expected, the GOP Senate passed their corrupt, lousy tax bill—though it still has to pass through Congress because of some minor tweaks. Hope you're happy, rich people!


And now the GOP has to play nice with the Democrats to avoid a government shut down.

In better news, a single vote made all the difference in Virginia, where a Democratic challenger beat a Republican incumbent in a true squeaker of an election.

Uber just took a hit from the European Union, who has ruled they no longer will be treated like special snowflakes, but as any other transportation service.

Along the scores of others, actor/comedian T.J. Miller is also being accused of sexual assault.

Now let's check the WEATHER: A dryer day today with a high of 45.

And finally, let's check out the trailer for the all-women cast of Ocean's 8! Because come on, this gala needs to be burgled!