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Hey, Tom! Look up! We cant see your cry-baby tears!
Hey, Tom! Look up! We can't see your cry-baby tears! Courtesy NBC

GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Like a moth to a flame, burned by the fire. My love is blind, can't you see my desire? LET'S GO TO PRESS.

Yesterday was Janet Jackson Appreciation Day (and also a football game was played). The good news was that detestable Trump supporter Tom Brady was HUMILIATED, and the kind-of-whatever news was that Justin Timberlake's mediocre halftime performance was ROASTED by the critics, particularly this one.




Trump is panicking about Devin Nune's misleading memo backfiring and is impotently striking back in the only way he knows how: TWITTER ATTAAAAACK!

So why is Trump panicking? Because Nunes' memo could produce an Adam Schiff rebuttal memo, which could provide new information about collusion that could put the president in even more hot water!

Sens. John McCain and Christopher Cooms are floating a bipartisan immigration deal—one that would protect the Dreamers while boosting border security—but wouldn't immediately authorize Trump's wall.

Paul Ryan quickly deleted a tweet bragging about how the Republicans' tax bill saved a woman $1.50 per week—but not quick enough!

Former gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar has been sentenced to an additional 40-125 years in prison.

Two are dead and more than 100 injured as a commuter train collided with a freight train in South Carolina.

In case you missed it, Uma Thurman gave the NYT an interview about being sexually harassed by Harvey Weinstein, and coerced into injury and humiliation by director Quentin Tarantino.

Lake Oswego kids are staging a walkout today in protest of recent racist behavior at their school.

A Clackamas man has pled guilty to calling the airport and accusing his feuding relatives of being terrorists.

Now let's look at the WEATHER: A mostly dry week lies ahead with highs in the mid-50s.

And finally, the first full trailer for the Han Solo Star Wars movie is here, and okay... now I'm excited.