LOOK. If you're not following former Mercury columnist and LA's brightest bon vivant Ian Karmel on Twitter... well, I just can't even with you anymore. Because Ian is the only person on this goddamn planet brave enough to blow the whistle on the biggest Portland controversy of our time: Is the Blazers' "Blaze the Trail Cat" even a cat? (Take the poll, but there's even more incontrovertible truth after the jump.)















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