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Donald Trump arrives in England (strings attached).
Donald Trump arrives in England (strings attached). Sky News

GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Sittin' back with this mic in my hand. Spittin' hot shit, tryin to see a grand. LET'S GO TO PRESS.

In a weeeeeird coincidence, threats of violence against Oregon Gov. Kate Brown have increased since Trump's been in office.

The Portland Housing Bureau has chosen a new location to install more affordable housing in the Cully neighborhood.

Starting today there's a burn ban in Multnomah County for those of you LIKE MY EX-NEIGHBOR who used to build a smokey fire in his backyard when it was 95 frikkin' degrees!

Lying liar Donald Trump is denying that he trashed British PM Theresa May in a RECORDED interview with a tabloid, and now claims she is doing a "terrific job." What a goddamn lying idiot he is.

Expect tens of thousands of protesters to show up in London today to protest the lying liar's visit.

In one of the most craven displays of Republican bias yet, a joint committee of lawmakers questioned former FBI agent Peter Strzok for NINE HOURS yesterday. GOP members tried mightily to further discredit Robert Mueller's investigation of their president, while Strzok wasn't having any of it, and firmly denounced their kangaroo court.

The most unsurprising headline of the day: "Jared Kushner lacks security clearance level to review some of the nation’s most sensitive intelligence in White House role."

Stormy Daniels was arrested—and then unarrested—during an Ohio strip club show by cops who were probably politically motivated.

As I told you yesterday, "Papa John" Schnatter (founder of the garbage pizza company) was caught being super racist and resigned, though he remains on their board. Today several Major League Baseball teams have suspended their ties with the company, which should've happened earlier because their pizza is garbage.

Probable child molester and failed senate candidate Roy Moore hints that he (along with Sarah Palin and other Republicans) was duped into appearing on a new Showtime comedy with Sacha Baron Cohen. I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS.

Oh, and Sacha Baron Cohen has responded to Palin and her cohorts in the most Sacha Baron Cohen-way possible... in a tweet featuring his newest character:

Now let's look up at the WEATHER: Somewhat less hot today with a mere high of 90, and a similarly warm weekend awaits.

And finally, if you want hard and fast proof how ridiculous Republicans can be, check out the craziest moment from the FBI agent Peter Strzok kangaroo court trial.