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Comedian, writer, former Mercury columnist, and all-around great guy Ian Karmel has written a hilarious and heartfelt essay for the Ringer about Microsoft co-founder and multibillionaire Paul Allen, who died yesterday. Allen owned the Portland Trail Blazers, and Karmel eloquently writes about both being a massive Blazers fan and how Allen's ownership affected the team's home city (for the better). Karmel writes:

I didnā€™t know the guy and Iā€™m not a journalist. Iā€™m a Trail Blazers fan, and for all but four years of my life, Paul Allen owned my favorite team. I met him once, though only by the loosest definition of the word ā€œmet.ā€ After a game, he walked by in an expensive sweater that didnā€™t look expensive, and I choked out the words ā€œthanks for owning the Blazersā€ā€Šā€”ā€Šwhich is a deeply silly thing to say to someone, like telling Jon Hamm ā€œthanks for having a big penis.ā€ I said it anyway, though, and I meant it.
Karmel gently touches on something that's hard to articulateā€”about what it's like to see your hometown change in front of your eyes, and why constants, like the Blazers, are so important in keeping a city's identity. "Sometimes itā€™s nice to care a lot about the things that ultimately donā€™t really matter that much," Karmel writes, while effectively providing hard evidence that these things, in fact, do matter, and quite a lot.

It's a great essay. Go over to the Ringer and read it.