The Mercury's 2018 Midterm Election Live Blog!



I for one would like to thank Big Pile of Bread. You've done great work for our organization and- yep. Okay. Give yourself a round of applause. No- no: please don't boo Bowl of Popcorn with a Spoon. Folks...can we just...okay...


It's nice to see we had a snake at our party. You're right... nobody does eat popcorn with a spoon, but it's sure a great way to avoid communicable diseases during the serving process. You also shouldn't assume we're Republicans just because we support Knute. I, for one, am glad Knute was being conservative with the money he was given. Kate Brown, on the other hand, has no problem spending other people's money.