In the current issue of the Portland Mercury, we published the highly arousing results of our 2018 Sex Survey. What did we learn? Well, for one thing, straight people are really falling down on the job when it comes to orgies. Here's a little taste:

Let’s Talk Orgies

Orgies (like taking nude selfies) are also like jet skis: They seem kinda gross, but I really want to try one out. And according to the survey, 30 percent of you have! However, I’m curious... how does this break down according to sexual orientation? Let’s find out.

Want to learn more about how you, your friends, and your neighbors have sex (including your favorite kinks, the best places to find sex partners, who gets the most carnal action, and gettin' busy on the job with co-workers)? Check out the Mercury's 2018 Sex Survey results HERE (or in our print version on the street right now if you don't need a computer's help to get what you need).