Big Pipe 2.0: Council Approves Construction of Earthquake-Proof Pipe Under Willamette



"Earthquake Proof"?

The gods Laff.

Ah, but perhaps it'll be the only thing left....


"leaving the Westside without potable water for up to six months"

Seems like fair play for all the westsiders and their bought-and-paid-for politicians who consistently do nothing to deal with the massive mess of homeless, property theft, lack of sidewalks or paved roads, and everything else on the east side where Portland dumps its problems.


This is a joke, correct?