Just when your ears thought they'd never hear anything funny again, a landslide of laughs has arrived! The Mercury has not one, not two, but THREE new episodes of Portland's funniest live comedy show, the I, Anonymous Show podcast, ready to entertain the shit out of you!

For you late bloomers, the I, Anonymous Show takes the weirdest, wackiest, and wildest I, Anonymous submissions from the Mercury's blog, and reads them live onstage where they are dissected by a panel of hilarious local and national comedians. (And lucky you, the April edition of the I, Anonymous Show is going down tomorrow night [Wed April 3] at 7:30 pm at Curious Comedy Theater—GET YER TICKETS NOW!) The I, Anonymous Podcast is the recorded version of these shows, and are perfect when you need some laughs inside your ears. Check out the descriptions of the THREE newest episodes!

EPISODE #15: KICK-BALL JACKOFFS
Bikini baristas, sexy demon babies, and if you'd leave my panties in the dryer, that would be great. Panelists Hunter Donaldson, Elena C. Hayden, and Steven Wilbur join host Kate Murphy to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants!

EPISODE #16: STOP HAVING SEX IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE
Also: Stop staring at my house, stop peeing in the sink, and stop bringing your pet snake to the bar! Panelists Dan Weber, Corina Lucas, and Mohanad Elshieky join your valiant host Kate Murphy.

EPISODE #17: "TAINT" VS. "CHODE"
High school janitor pranks, masturbating roommates, and always check the crotch of your pants before selling them. Panelists Ben Harkins, Stephanie Patricio, and special guest Dino Stamatopoulos (Community, Moral Orel) join host Kate Murphy for this particularly funny (and musical!) episode.

Oh, and if you like those, there are SO many more for you to choose from! Got a rant or confession you'd like to share with the world? Submit it to the I, Anonymous Blog, where it might get chosen for our live show and podcast! OMIGOD, YOU'LL BE FAMOUS!