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The quick-dry cement thing... unreal. You could throw a cup of quick-dry cement 6/100ths of a mile per hour and it still might not harden by the time it hits someone three yards away.

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i get that it's 2019 and we all have to fight for the resistance or whatever. But the Portland Mercury running a headline about an alt-right protest on the day after the naked bike ride makes me feel like the fascists are winning.

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"The lefty groups, meanwhile, doused the alt-right ralliers with milkshakes and silly string."

That's all, folks. I guess there were no Antifa members spotted with weapons of any kind. No metal bars or anything. Nothing but milkshakes and silly string. Those alt-right punks must have drawn their own blood since only people on the right had the weapons.


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