FORGET CHRISTMAS. Forget Halloween. Thanksgiving can take a seat, the Fourth of July needs to just shut up already, and Arbor Day... Arbor Day, you're cool, I guess, but wait outside for a sec, because the ONLY time of year that matters is BACK: BURGER WEEK.

From Monday August 5 - Saturday August 10, at over 60 of Portland's finest restaurants, you'll find one-of-a-kind burgers that exist only for the Mercury's Burger Week, brought to you by New Seasons Market! And even better? Each of these wondrous creations will cost a mere $5! Special thanks to Jim Beam, Pabst Blue Ribbon Easy, and Oregon's Finest for supporting Burger Week.

Here's a map of all of the burger week locations:

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