Hey sexy people! This Thursday, August 22 marks the return of the funniest, sexiest show in town, Talkin' Dirty with Shrista & AJ! Brought to you by the Portland Mercury and She Bop, and hosted by comedian Shrista Tyree and sex educator/entertainer Amory Jane, Talkin' Dirty is a live comedy show that includes a sex ed demonstration from a leading expert! SO FUN! SO SEXY! And INFORMATIVE, too!

For this Thursday's show, we have a great lineup that includes comedian Dylan Carlino (a Portland's Funniest finalist) and sex educator Gretchen Leigh on the fine art of giving blow jobs and deep throating! (Trust us, this demo will be very interesting)! Plus there will be lively conversation, games, and lots more surprises.

You want to see this show, right? Well, get your tickets here and show up this Thursday, August 22 at 8 pm at the Siren Theater (315 NW Davis). Or, if you're feeling lucky, fill out the widget thingy below to win TWO FREE TICKETS to the August 22 show! BUT HURRY YOUR CUTE BUTT UP—the deadline for entering this contest is 3 pm tomorrow, Wednesday August 21!