It's the most wonderful time of the year! Next weekend, Portland will be once again blessed by the funnest, craziest, and SEXIEST film fest ever, HUMP! For those just crawling out from underneath their rock, HUMP! is our home-grown film festival where local sexy people write, direct, and star in their own amateur five-minute porn movies. You'll see every stripe of sexual expression on screen, and—trust me when I say this—you'll never have a better time sitting in a movie theater. HUMP audiences scream, laugh, and have the time of their lives supporting these brave kinksters, and those who miss out on getting tickets will surely regret it. (Psst! Check out the super sexy and NSFW HUMP trailer here!)

So what are you waiting for? Get your tickets now for HUMP! 2019—it'll screen over three weekends at Revolution Hall (Nov 8-9, 15-16, 22-23) and depending on what show you see, they'll be hosted by myself (Wm. Steven Humphrey), comedian (and former HUMP! winner) Kate Murphy, or sex columnist/creator of HUMP Dan Savage!

Feeling lucky? Then fill out the widget thingy below to win ONE OF OUR BEST GIVEAWAYS EVER: TWO FREE TICKETS to any HUMP! 2019 screening, a $69 (get it?) gift certificate for food and beverages at Revolution Hall, a one-year podcast subscription to Savage Lovecast, a $150 Gift Certificate to She Bop, a She Bop gift bag, and two HUMP! T-shirts! ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? THAT'S AN OVER $500 VALUE! Want to increase your chances of winning? After entering, you'll be given the opportunity to share this contest with your friends and earn five bonus entries! OH WOW, YES! Deadline for entry is Thursday, November 7. (Good luck!)