[The Mercury loves Halloween, and we love dressing up... which is why we occasionally dress up as other types of print media for our annual Halloween issue. Oh, and here's one from 2012—can you guess who we are?—eds.]
IN THIS ISSUE:
• My Top 8 Editor's Notes
• Tux 'n' Tales
• PDX Index: Sneering
• 37 Gourmand Martini Garnishes
• Portland's 82 Best Gynecological Assistants
• The 30 Hippest Minorities
• The Top 19 Artisanal Baking Sodas
• 14 Herbal Proctologists You Simply Must Try
• Holiday Gift Guide: Best Gifts Under $18,000
• Quails: The New Chickens
• The Best Strollers Under $10,000
• Portland's 147 Most Indie-est Indie Bands
• The 39 Least Influential Portlanders
• 96 Best Portland Dog Pedicurists
• Nap Yoga: The New Workout That's Taking the World by Snore
• Top 10 Travel Destinations for Portlanders with In-Home Teleporters
• Portland's Top 17 Non-Gaseous Elements
• 32 Intriguing New Squirrels for Fall
• The Top 14 Lists in This Issue
