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I'LL BE HONEST: Thanks to Bernie Sanders ducking out of the presidential race today, there wasn't a lot of comedy on Twitter. (Man, those Bernie bros just keep on giving, don't they?) HOWEVER! This gives the MERCURY CHEER UP CLUB a great opportunity for to combine our usual pile of internet laughs with CUTE ANIMALSโ€”which you also desperately need these days! SO LET'S GET BUSY.

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