I'LL BE HONEST: Thanks to Bernie Sanders ducking out of the presidential race today, there wasn't a lot of comedy on Twitter. (Man, those Bernie bros just keep on giving, don't they?) HOWEVER! This gives the MERCURY CHEER UP CLUB a great opportunity for to combine our usual pile of internet laughs with CUTE ANIMALSβwhich you also desperately need these days! SO LET'S GET BUSY.
In observance of International Beaver Day let's take a stroll with Regional Branch Manager Filbert pic.twitter.com/u61rP0x3rn
β oregonzoo (@OregonZoo) April 7, 2020
Today in "Let's see what Steve and Brad are up to" news:
Today in "Don't annoy the Reaper" news:
Homeboy is dressed up as the Grim Reaper going around telling people breaking quarantine rules to go home.
Iβm here for it...ππ€£πππpic.twitter.com/rHCuAH9Jts
β Rex ChapmanππΌ (@RexChapman) April 8, 2020
Today in "It's easy to exercise at home... you just have to be creative" news:
Day 19 of quarantine.... pic.twitter.com/7qxbbny5nx
β MpyrONE (@OneMpyr) April 8, 2020
Today in "Well... somebody's got to teach the kid" news:
Good boy teaching his new little friend how to jump in the jumper.
Dogs, bruh...πͺπΆππβ€οΈπ pic.twitter.com/tVfe6yvSuu
β Rex ChapmanππΌ (@RexChapman) April 8, 2020
Today in "Important Julia Louis-Dreyfus news" news:
.@OfficialJLD youβve never looked better. π
Let's bend the curve by staying home and keeping our distance, California. #StayHomeSaveLiveshttps://t.co/snYe5vmHg6 pic.twitter.com/inqU77IyRv
β Office of the Governor of California (@CAgovernor) April 8, 2020
Today in "I've found the subject for Edvard Munch's next painting" news:
Me too, buddy pic.twitter.com/7UHXFhQjct
β Molly (@Molly_Kats) April 8, 2020
Today in "This makes me want to watch local news again" news:
What day is it....hump day edition! #WhatDayIsIt pic.twitter.com/l0dfMZO8Ay
β Todd Meany (@toddmeany) April 8, 2020
And finally, today in "I wish every baseball game was like this" news:
put me in coach pic.twitter.com/Po59HGY9Qs
β Sven Johnson (@swembo2000) April 7, 2020
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