Happy Monday, everybody! (Right... there is no such thing.) However, the Mercury Cheer Up Club—featuring the biggest lineup of laughs from the internet—is an ACTUAL REAL THING. So why not have some laughs to end your day in a positive way? LET'S DO THIS!
First, and as we all know, federal law dictates that "every American must provide ONE TikTok-style dance" in order to be eligible for relief funding. So here's one I did this weekend.
Quarantine day 28 pic.twitter.com/RjWASav7wo
— Wm. Steven Humphrey (@WmSteveHumphrey) April 12, 2020
Today in "Sad Roshambo" news:
Quarantine day 55: pic.twitter.com/ru43NJUTya
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 11, 2020
Today in "I'm so desperate for human interaction, I'd even accept a San Francisco party" news:
every single party in San Francisco👍 pic.twitter.com/xjOEFtTAZF
— Alexis Gay (@yayalexisgay) April 11, 2020
Today in "Whenever he gets it in the cup, I drink" news:
Quarantine skills: pic.twitter.com/U4qL1a8a2S
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 11, 2020
Today in "I otter not have another drink" news:
Triple otter on the rocks coming up pic.twitter.com/RzmCH2kYH9
— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) April 13, 2020
Today in "Planet of the Apes (and Seals) (and Anteaters)" news:
The world without humans has allowed animals all over the world to explore new places.🌎❤️pic.twitter.com/7gD4giilum
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 12, 2020
Today in "SQUEEEEEE! BRIAN McKNIGHT!!!" news:
Brian McKnight’s IG Live concert tonight has me in my feeeeeeeeeelllllingggggggzzzzzuh. pic.twitter.com/YcccYchFRG
— Kamie Crawford (@TheRealKamie) April 11, 2020
And finally, today in "Easter porn" news:
Easter trauma. Years of therapy.
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 13, 2020
Wait for it...😂🤣😭💀💀pic.twitter.com/OJqz4awZov
