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Friends, that week was a true junk-buster! So in the immortal words of philosopher Taylor Swift, it's time to "shake it off" and get in a weekend mood with these hilarious internet cheer-ups from your pals at the Mercury Cheer Up Club. YOU. ARE. WELCOME.

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