Happy Tuesday everyone, and... OMIGODIT'SONLYTUESDAY?!? Okay, fine... I'm dealing with it, and... hey! I know what will help! A visit from the Mercury Cheer Up Club which features the funniest stuff from the internet, every ding-dong day! AND HERE IT IS NOW! Yayyyyyyyyyyyy!

Today in "This sports announcer is the BEST sports announcer" news:

2 dogs and a cow in Alabama.

And a cowboy.

And a lasso.

And another cowboy...pic.twitter.com/TyfrWEXKqB

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 19, 2020

Today in "Sometimes I wish this time machine didn't work" news:

This commercial got approved in a meeting 😂 pic.twitter.com/t5BojY7QDe

— Tim Doyle (@TimDoyle00) April 20, 2020

Today in "NOT THIS AGAIN!!! Okay, fine, it's sea foam green and grey" news:

What color is this shoe? pic.twitter.com/rk7uTB1Uwg

— Nnedi Okorafor, PhD (@Nnedi) April 20, 2020

Today in "Quarantine geniuses" news:

Quarantine life. Genius. Enjoy. pic.twitter.com/lJgCBuNaDh

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 21, 2020

Today in "YAY! A new Jeff Wright video!!" news:

I won’t tell nobody... else pic.twitter.com/HVJsFm9glU

— Jeff Wright (@JeffRightNoww) April 19, 2020

Today in "Ugh... drunk people are the WORST" news:

Day of quarantine #74 pic.twitter.com/2YPf160x5T

— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) April 20, 2020

And finally, today in "Is it possible to erase everything on the internet EXCEPT Leslie Jordan" news:

i would die for leslie jordan and his stickers pic.twitter.com/J9tcZGL1CM

— joe (@jxeker) April 20, 2020

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