GOOD NEWS, SWEET PEA! For the first time ever, you can attend the Portland Mercury’s live "I, Anonymous Show"—from anywhere in the world! And it's going down this FRIDAY, APRIL 24, at 8 PM, so get your tickets now!

For those just joining us, the long-running Portland Mercury column “I, Anonymous” is famous for asking readers to send in their most whacked-out rants and scandalous confessions—anonymously! In this special LIVESTREAM edition of “The I, Anonymous Show,” your host Kate Murphy (a former Mercury Genius of Comedy) will read some of the wildest and uncensored I, Anonymous submissions we've ever received. And even better, these secret (often very naughty) stories will be dissected and discussed by a panel of hilarious, nationally recognized comedians:

Solomon Georgio (Comedy Central Stand Up Presents, Conan, Drunk History)

Shane Torres (Comedy Central Half Hour Special, Comedy Bang Bang, Last Comic Standing)

Caitlin Weierhauser (The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Portland's Funniest Person 2017, Lez Standup, Mercury Genius of Comedy, and former I, Anonymous Show host)!

That is a helluva lineup, my friends! So if you're looking for a night of side-splitting, jaw-dropping rants and confessions—don't miss this livestream edition of the "I, Anonymous Show" coming at you THIS FRIDAY, APRIL 24 AT 8 PM. GET THEM TICKETS RIGHT HERE, BABIES!

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OR IF YOU'RE FEELING LUCKY, enter to win one of TWO TICKETS we're giving away to the I, Anonymous Livestream Show. If you win, we'll send you the code that will let you watch for free! Fill out the widget thingy below, BUT HURRY! This contest ends tomorrow, Thursday April 23 at 3 pm!