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FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! It's time to FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! your butt off with the Mercury Cheer Up Clubโ€”featuring a bunch of A++++ comedy from the internet! (Certainly a worthy thing to do on FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY!)

Today in "The BEST THING on the internet today, hands down" news:

Today in "NORM!" news:

Today in "NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!" news:

Today in "Important medical news" news:

Today in "Me and this dog have very similar musical taste" news:

Today in "Unusual occupations" news:

Today in "Look... do you want to be found or don't you?" news:

And finally, today in "Very important PSA" news:

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