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FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! It's time to FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! your butt off with the Mercury Cheer Up Club—featuring a bunch of A++++ comedy from the internet! (Certainly a worthy thing to do on FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY!)

Today in "The BEST THING on the internet today, hands down" news:

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