And will you look at that? ANOTHER WEDNESDAY IN THE BOOKS. Now let's forget it ever happened with the Mercury Cheer Up Club—a roundup of laughs curated from the internet, and designed to turn your Wednesday frown upside down. LET'S GET CHEERIER!
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