Dish Towel Dad has some bad news about your hamster.
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It's TUESDAY! And if you're struggling to keep a smile on your face, get ready for a blast of laughs courtesy of the Mercury Cheer Up Club—featuring the best yuks from the internet today! (I realize that "yuks" is a disgusting word.) LET'S DO THIS!

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