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While people have just recently been able to start going out and enjoying in-person events in small-ish groups, for many people, entertainment in 2020 is largely living-room based. And that means we've been streaming more online events than ever before, including Dan Savage's HUMP! festival, and the stoner valhalla that is SPLIFF. To help readers keep track of all the stuff we're hoping to put on your TV, phone, tablet, or PC screens, we've rounded up all our offerings into the handy guide below!

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EVERY WEDNESDAY

Virtual Silent Reading Party
The first worldwide silent-reading party was such a huge success that we're making it weekly. Every Wednesday (6 pm, $5-20) we're going to throw these parties, at least until stay-at-home is over. Attendees at the first Zoom silent-reading party included famous actors, writers, composers, artists, families, teenagers doing their homework, people staring into space listening to the music because it was just so beautiful, cats, and even one household on Orcas Island that was eating dinner and decided to broadcast the reading party as their background music. (What a brilliant idea!) It wasn't just a great party to be at. CHRISTOPHER FRIZZELLE

EVERY SECOND & FOURTH MONDAY

Collide-O-Scope
The mind-melting video compilation extravaganza also known as Collide-O-Scope will stream obscure oddities from film, VHS, music videos, and other forms of media live on the internet.
$5-$20

ON DEMAND

Charles Mudede's Police Beat
Police Beat, a fictional film I made with the director Robinson Devor (we also made Zoo), is also a documentary about a Seattle that's recovering from the dot-com crash of 2000 (a crash that sent Amazon's shares falling from nearly $100 apiece to $6—they're now around $2,400), and entering its first construction boom of the 21st century (between 2005 and 2008). The hero of my film, the police officer Z (played by the beautiful but sadly late Pape Sidy Niang), could actually afford a little Seattle house on his salary (around $45,000). The median price of houses in 2003 was a lot (about $300,000) but not out of reach for a middle-class immigrant with a stable job. Lastly, the film is a documentary about Seattle's beautiful and virid parks. How I love them all and wanted to film them all: Volunteer Park, Freeway Park, the Washington Park, Madison Park, the parks on either side of the Montlake Cut. So green, so urban, so natural. CHARLES MUDEDE
$5-$20

SPLIFF 2019
A new vibe of stoner entertainment is emerging—witness the rise of Broad City, High Maintenance, and basically every TV show created on Viceland. And—most importantly—SPLIFF, your new favorite film festival created by the stoned for the stoned. Because we can no longer congregate in person, we're rescreening the 2019 festival online! Got some weed on hand? Check it out from the comfort of your home. All contributions received will be shared with the filmmakers.
$5-$15

SPLIFF 2020
If you didn't get a chance to watch this year's SPLIFF Film Festival—featuring short cannabis-themed films made by stoners just like YOU—in its livestreamed glory on 4/20, you can now see the 22 weed-inspired shorts, hosted by fabulous local drag queens Betty Wetter and Cookie Couture, on-demand. Tune in for funny psychedelic trip-outs, stoned flying cats, side-splitting animation, aggressive dolphins, sexy shenanigans, wandering potatoes, and more wild and crazy stuff.
$10-$20

Support The Portland Mercury

JUNE 20-JULY 10

HUMP! Greatest Hits - Vol. 1
Have you just watched your first HUMP! and are now in a post-coital glow, wondering just what the hell the past festivals must have looked like? Well GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE: After getting permission from filmmakers to bring their films online, we're bringing you several volumes of our (and audience) favorites from 2005-2018. Get ready for HUMP! Greatest Hits! You will see films that shock you, that make you laugh, that turn you on, and ou will also be touched by the sincerity and vulnerability with which these films are lovingly made. HUMP!'s main mission is to change the way America sees-and makes and shares-porn.
$25

FRIDAY JUNE 26

The I, Anonymous Show
The long-running Portland Mercury column “I, Anonymous” is famous for asking readers to send in their most whacked-out rants and scandalous confessions—anonymously! In this special LIVE-STREAMED edition of The I, Anonymous Show, your host Kate Murphy will read some of the wildest and uncensored I, Anonymous submissions we've ever received. And even better, these secret (often very naughty) stories will be dissected and discussed by a panel of hilarious, nationally recognized comedians: Mohanad Elsheiky, Maggie Maye, and Josh Gondelman! So if you're looking for a night of side-splitting, jaw-dropping rants and confessions—don't miss this live-streamed edition of The I, Anonymous Show!
($5-20)

JUNE 27-JULY 18

Quarantine Book Club: Giovanni's Room
The publication of "Giovanni's Room" was one of the most daring acts in American literary history. Unbelievably risky at the time of its publication in 1956, James Baldwin's second novel is now widely regarded as a masterpiece. "Giovanni's Room" is a suspense novel, a love story, a murder mystery, and an elegy-as well as a vital text in the history of queer expression. We will read and discuss it together over four weeks. Warning: It is not a happy book. But it is a breathtaking and immortal work of art by one of the greatest writers who ever lived. CHRISTOPHER FRIZZELLE
($75-150)