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Okay, Thursday! I will admit you were successful in pushing me into an emotional tub of donkey plop and rusty razor blades. However, that's all gonna change now... thanks to the Mercury Cheer Up Club who's here with a lot of laughs from the internet! (As well as some wet wipes and bandages, which was also helpful.) LET'S GO GO GO!

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