Okay, Thursday! I will admit you were successful in pushing me into an emotional tub of donkey plop and rusty razor blades. However, that's all gonna change now... thanks to the Mercury Cheer Up Club who's here with a lot of laughs from the internet! (As well as some wet wipes and bandages, which was also helpful.) LET'S GO GO GO!
Today in "I will continue sharing Sarah Cooper's Trump lip synchs until the day I die, FIGHT ME" news:
I tested very positively pic.twitter.com/lp4fE2bbai
β Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) May 21, 2020
Today in "Karen montage" news:
βKaren Trainingβ
β Rex ChapmanππΌ (@RexChapman) May 21, 2020
The internet is undefeated... pic.twitter.com/IpiFhXJh7R
Today in "I know NOTHING about the Avatar cartoon, and I still think this is hilarious" news:
IM SCREAMING pic.twitter.com/4TtpHovdEx
β πππ’ππ β₯οΈ π ππππ βΏΛ’αΆ Κ³ (@soytrbl_) May 20, 2020
Today in "This is how I go into the weekend" news:
β DBLTAP.COM (@DBLTAPesports) May 21, 2020
Today in "Remind me again... why do we need the actual movie?" news:
The scene from The Social Network where Eduardo tells Mark Zuckerberg he better lawyer up asshole starring me and @dylanobrien pic.twitter.com/XoPj9A7ahU
β Sarah Ramos (@sarahramos) May 21, 2020
Today in "So how long did it take to build Rome?" news?
You can accomplish a lot in the time that Whitney hit that pause tho. pic.twitter.com/psIubvfHZA
β TokenSuperhero (@MarcusTheToken) May 21, 2020
And finally, today in "The only Boba Tea song you'll ever need" news:
Boba Manifesto pic.twitter.com/mDAVSlH1Bk
β Chris Fleming (@chrisfluming) May 21, 2020
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