Congratulations, you made it to FRIDAY—which was no small feat since this week FREAKING SUCKED BALLZ. However, you can now relax because the Mercury Cheer Up Club has arrived on the scene with a treasure trove of laughs and amazements culled from today's internet! So SUCK BALLZ, FRIDAY! (I'm going to stop saying that phrase.)
Today in "Smart women dragging dumb political dudes" news:
Breaking News: @NYGovCuomo and his daughters watch the news pic.twitter.com/Q9lEqb9d2u
— Maria DeCotis (@MariaDeCotis) May 22, 2020
Today in "Mike Epps living the COVID life" news:
Meanwhile at Mike Epps House... pic.twitter.com/yeQLpEdbCV
— Ramon G (@YoYoRamonShow) May 22, 2020
Today in "Bangin' coronavirus PSAs" news:
Absolute banger pic.twitter.com/jQqMIx9QmK
— Spaghephanie (@YesMissMurphy) May 22, 2020
Today in "Let's not go back to regular graduations, okay?" news:
Watch: Filipino students attend “cyber-graduation” ceremony pic.twitter.com/J2sdZilJ4F
— TIME (@TIME) May 22, 2020
Today in "Pranks your uncle plays" news:
At least he took it like a champ
— Best Videos 🎬🍿 (@30SECVlDEOS) May 22, 2020
pic.twitter.com/kbJ9fTETBe
Today in "I'm not paying for that margarita" news:
seals are sunbathing. ordering margaritas. nature is healing. pic.twitter.com/kh0oCVpt4i
— kim. (@KimmyMonte) May 22, 2020
Today in "Quality Shining remakes" news:
edited myself into The Shining as “the other guy staying at the Overlook hotel” pic.twitter.com/js3i5wpGTQ
— COLiN BURGESS (@Colinoscopy) May 22, 2020
And finally, today in "Quarantine rap battles" news:
Day 69 of quarantine: got in a rap battle with a chair pic.twitter.com/6WaWAgQzMr
— rone’s gamblin corner (@_rone) May 21, 2020
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