It... is... WEDNESDAY, I am almost certainly positive. And I know this because I opened up Twitter this morning, and wanted to DESTROY THE EARTH. But instead, I decided to call the Mercury Cheer Up Club—which is filled with tons of laughs and other anti-Earth destroying material. YOU'RE WELCOME, EARTH!
Today in "Much more interesting than that Last Dance documentary" news:
When ball is life pic.twitter.com/5mINu09ewL
— Back To Nature (@backt0nature) May 27, 2020
Today in "Actually... I'm not ready to return to restaurants yet" news:
have y’all ever had an overly friendly waiter or waitress like this before? pic.twitter.com/ejZzeoOi5f
— SNARKYMARKY (@snarkeigh) May 27, 2020
Today in "World Otter Day is every day" news:
Wishing you a squeaky #WorldOtterDay pic.twitter.com/jHGNiLMote
— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) May 27, 2020
Today in "Quarantine Olympic events" news:
so this is where all the toilet paper has gone pic.twitter.com/zVom1yQ1An
— molls 🌻 (@juustmolls) March 28, 2020
Today in "This is the only way I can hear Trump now" news:
How to more cases than anybody in the world pic.twitter.com/VA9bPJiQ6i
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) May 15, 2020
Today in "There are many things to love about Jason Derulo... I can think of one in particular" news:
With great power comes great responsibility pic.twitter.com/zHlX4vE61J
— Jason Derulo (@jasonderulo) May 23, 2020
And finally, today in "When you're outshined at the club" news:
@scottyhubs Literally every toddler when Baby Shark comes on 😂 ##cartooncharacter ##tiktokpets ##fy ##finalsathome
♬ original sound - ashtonsky18
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