Okay, that was certainly a THURSDAY and actually, I don't wanna hear any more about it! Let's turn the page on this not-so-great day with some laughs curated by the Mercury Cheer Up Club—your home for putting crappy Thursdays in their grave. LET'S START DIGGING.
Today in "I don't have time to make lunch, let alone this" news:
Today in "WHY CAN'T MANDY PATINKIN BE MY DAAAAAAAAD?" news:
Bad Chair pic.twitter.com/Q1e7EIA84f— Mandy Patinkin (@PatinkinMandy) May 28, 2020
Today in "The son is a dummy... but the parents are a DREAM" news:
Today in "Amazon drivers... the gauntlet has been thrown down" news:
Today in "Woke Karen" news:
YES MORE OF THIS PLEASE pic.twitter.com/VHhEZ4FQhD— Candace Avalos (@candaceforpdx) May 28, 2020
Today in "Too... much... CUTE" news:
here's a dinosaur reading a bedtime story to puppies and I don't know who needs to see this but I sure as hell did pic.twitter.com/RYmymYjOOC— shauna (@goldengateblond) May 28, 2020
And finally, today in "Kids who are more than ready for the post-apocalypse" news:
I couldn’t possibly love this any more. Girls, bruh... pic.twitter.com/Wa1BZXvKD6— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) May 27, 2020
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