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The I, Anonymous Blog is a great place to drop off your confessions, rants, and complaints against society anonymously. And surprisingly, weird behavior has not slacked off during the pandemic! In this I, Anonymous submission, a person arrives late to pick up their laundry from the communal dryer and runs into an unwelcome surprise.

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In my life of co-living and laundromats, I've shared many laundry rooms. Today I waited a little longer than usual to grab my goods out of the dryer. "No big deal" in my mind, and assume my faux pas means less due to everyone currently not working or being retired. Maybe a half hour later, I walk in to see a topless man folding my laundry—folding it, bare hands, laundry, topless.

Find out what happened next here! And if you have an interesting story or confession that the world needs to hear, drop it off in the I, Anonymous Blog—which is best read topless.