News Apr 5, 2021 at 8:55 am

Good Morning, News: St. Louis Inmates Protest, PPB's Exit Interviews, and Stanford Beats Arizona

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Few things strike fear in the heart of hardened gangsters like a Portland Parks and Rec Ranger!

"Hold it right there or I'll call the real police and they'll be here in less than three hours!"

In related news, slow response times mean less Portlanders shot dead by trigger happy cops.

City council are SO effective these days... Totally understand the problems facing our city.

Oregoon on April 5, 2021 at 10:14 AM Report this

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