HO-LEE SHIT, the Mercury wrote SO many good stories this week!
"HO-LEE SHIT, the Mercury wrote SO many good stories this week!" Arturo Macias Uceda / EyeEm / Getty Images

My, you are a BUSY BEE. So it's completely understandable that you may have missed some of the great reporting and stories the Mercury churned out this week! So while you're lounging about this weekend, catch up on the knowledge you need by reading some of these A+++ Mercury articles! (PRO TIP: If you despise being "the last to know," then be one of the first to know by signing up for Mercury newsletters! All the latest stories shipped directly to your email's in-box... and then... YOUR HEAD.)

• Industrial Hub in Northwest Portland Will Cause Catastrophic Oil Spill During Earthquake, Report Finds

Burger Week Returns August 16—Check Out the Participating Burger Joints!

New Data Shows Most Portland Police Officers Still Live Outside Portland

• Review: Mitate Food Cart Raises the Bar for Vegan Sushi

City Hears Opposition to Continuation of Downtown Clean & Safe's Contract

Record Review: Portland Rapper Mic Capes Evolves on In Spite Of…

Savage Love: Crabs

Review: The Green Knight Sees a Dashing Dev Patel Fight a Giant Tree Man. It’s Outstanding.

County, City Expand Cooling Centers and Outreach Ahead of Weekend Heatwave

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As City Clears Laurelhurst Homeless Camp, Unhoused Portlanders Enter Familiar Cycle of Displacement

• POP QUIZ PDX: Test Your Brainy Brain for the Week of July 30!

WOW, THAT IS A LOT OF GOOD READIN'. I hope you didn't have any other plans this weekend! Dig in, and remember: Producing all this hard work costs moolah—so please consider contributing to the Mercury to keep it all coming! Thanks!