Good Afternoon, News: Eating Sustainably, Oregon's Extremist Cops, and Trump's Attempts to Hide the Truth About Jan 6

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There are much more serious and relevant things to criticize Bill Gates about. Wouldn't you agree?

And as much as it sucks, you might want to start highlighting police behavior you'd like to see more of. Obviously that is a challenge to convey without it turning it into copaganda. But isn't the Portland Mercury known for its creative and innovative approach to community challenges?

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