There are much more serious and relevant things to criticize Bill Gates about. Wouldn't you agree?

And as much as it sucks, you might want to start highlighting police behavior you'd like to see more of. Obviously that is a challenge to convey without it turning it into copaganda. But isn't the Portland Mercury known for its creative and innovative approach to community challenges?

SEX!
BUTTHOLE!
KATY PERRY!

Are you uncomfortable with the amount of power you have? It's going to be okay, almost everyone will support you. But the first step is admitting that pattern at least appears problematic. After you do that, we have an extra special treat for you.

MONEY!
MADONNA!
GOLDEN SHOWERS!

There a plenty of people who can help walk you through this. Yes, it's embarrassing and this is going to suck a little bit. But you'll get through this, and then it will be pretty awesome.

EXCELSIOR!