HOWDY THERE, SMARTY TROUSERS! It's time once again to put your exceptionally brainy brain to the test with the newest edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly quiz chock full of sassy, fun multiple choice questions about what happened in Portland during the past week, along with a couple of rando questions just for laughs. And this week, we have what could be our most important subjective question ever: "What should be designated as Portland's OFFICIAL MASCOT??"

But first... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? My dudes, you all are getting smarter by the day! Also... ATTENTION RESTAURANT OWNERS: According to our scientific poll, if you are not putting tater tots on your menu, then you're leaving money on the table!

OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, make sure to scroll to the bottom to submit your answers, and you'll instantly get your score that will tell you in no uncertain terms HOW SMART YOU AM. Also take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!