CALLING ALL BRAIN-USERS! It's time once again to put that brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. Get ready for some super fun trivia Qs about buckin' bronco neon signs, abortion-hating Republicans, and those vagrant ducks who keep laying eggs on my goddamn lawn!! Also, guess what? You can enter to win FREE PIZZA from our friends at the always delicious Atlas Pizza, just for taking the quiz and signing up for our brainy newsletters! (Pizza: the ultimate brain food!)
But before we continue... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Pretty dang excellent! It's also interesting that the majority of you, if you had a time machine, would go back in time for the sole purpose of kicking Donald Trump in the nuts. (SCIENTISTS! Hopefully this inspires you to hurry up with those time machines already!!)
OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!