Has Walmart hate reached that crescendo where hipsters are supposed to ironically like it yet? Or are we in the post-hate/post-irony phase where we just quickly buy a cheap toaster and leave?
I don't have an iPad so I can't keep up on these things.
Great, now a bunch of fat fucks in sweat pants and Looney Tunes T-shirts (if I'm fucking lucky) will be parading around my neighborhood as if they don't have couches on which to eat themselves to death. Fuck Wal*Mart, fuck Looney Tunes, fuck Chinese goods.
So long as wal-mart exists, it will be hated. I dislike even going near one. For everything it stands for, and also, I find them creepy.
I have only been out to the airport Ikea once, but it only took once to know that I get the same kind of creepy vibes from that shopping center. Something about the desolate landscape and massive slabs of concrete churns my stomach.
This post made me feel so very Portland-y. I saw the title, and was like "No! Fuck Wal-Mart! NIMBY!" and then I read the list and none of the places are in the city and I was all, "Psh, whatever, just the suburbs" and then I hated myself for being such a stereotypical PDX snob.
In conclusion: ummm....fuck wal-mart? Anything else??
Hipsters don't ironically get in to things because they are hated, they get in to things because they have faded in to obscurity after being somewhat popular. Wal-Mart is in no danger of attracting hipster business.
I don't like Wal-Mart, but I definitely appreciate the influx of new jobs as well as local businesses working with Wal-Mart or around these locations getting an economic boost.
I don't have an iPad so I can't keep up on these things.
I have only been out to the airport Ikea once, but it only took once to know that I get the same kind of creepy vibes from that shopping center. Something about the desolate landscape and massive slabs of concrete churns my stomach.
In conclusion: ummm....fuck wal-mart? Anything else??
(And, yes, I *am* trying to see how many comments I can work the word "anus" into this week, thank you very much.)
Also, none of those locations are actually in Portland, so we don't have to worry.