Blogtown, you've gotta get rid of A Cat, Not a Cat, and anyone else with that creepy picture that looks like a kitten being smothered in a plastic bag. Please. They are spraying all over your blog.
My brother's college roommate was schizophrenic, but was completely normal until one day, when he stopped taking his medication. Then he was ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY. Guess who has reminded me of him today?
GLV, you obviously haven't been around long enough. Periodic chaos sometimes is used to battle boring days at work. Anyway, I'm doing fine, thanks for your concern. I'm sorry my sense of humor today wasn't well appreciated.
Joneser, I like you. Now that I'm in an apologizing mode, here is my full apology for the past twelve months:
everyone today that didn't go apoplectic about the "poison link", i'm sorry. i took things too far. the reactions made me lol, but it wasn't worth it. sorry.
joneser, i'm sorry. i left a bitchy comment in the ireland baldwin post because the opportunity was there and i couldn't help myself. it was horrible and i felt really fucking horrible afterword, but couldn't bring myself to apologize in thread. I'm sorry. you get one free punch when I stop by the office to pick up my comics from Alison.
That's it, guys. If you think I'm a dick, that's ok. I like most of you a whole fucking lot, and hope the feeling is semi-mutual.
huggles,
A cat/NOT A CAT
p.s. Intern molly's sister: I would love to take you out to dinner.
Will, you didn't know that already? Those things are crazy. The only solution is to name it Peaches and let it sleep on your pillow. Or at least, that is what I did with my cat.
If anyone wants to see NOT A CAT's ascii art, go into view source on your web browser and scroll down about 2 pages.
i don't like people who wash their cats. fastidiousness is why cats lick themselves like every fifteen seconds, and if you sniff 'em, they smell great, like cat spit, which is how cats are supposed to smell, not like anti-bacterial dial, you neat freak lunatics trying to make MRSA that much more deadly.
still, i laughed all the way through this video.
i'm not A Cat or NOT A CAT, but i am off my meds. so what. it's a recession and who can afford that shit.
Middle-aged office ladies. They talk about cats.
Soooo...a few other people too.
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Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you off your medication? I am 100% serious when I ask you that.
@ not a cat: I like your input a lot, sometimes. Stick around.
@ Blabby: you are okay.
@ Graham: I also like you, even though nothing in this threat is very inspiring. I just didn't want you to feel left out.
everyone today that didn't go apoplectic about the "poison link", i'm sorry. i took things too far. the reactions made me lol, but it wasn't worth it. sorry.
joneser, i'm sorry. i left a bitchy comment in the ireland baldwin post because the opportunity was there and i couldn't help myself. it was horrible and i felt really fucking horrible afterword, but couldn't bring myself to apologize in thread. I'm sorry. you get one free punch when I stop by the office to pick up my comics from Alison.
That's it, guys. If you think I'm a dick, that's ok. I like most of you a whole fucking lot, and hope the feeling is semi-mutual.
huggles,
A cat/NOT A CAT
p.s. Intern molly's sister: I would love to take you out to dinner.
If anyone wants to see NOT A CAT's ascii art, go into view source on your web browser and scroll down about 2 pages.
i don't like people who wash their cats. fastidiousness is why cats lick themselves like every fifteen seconds, and if you sniff 'em, they smell great, like cat spit, which is how cats are supposed to smell, not like anti-bacterial dial, you neat freak lunatics trying to make MRSA that much more deadly.
still, i laughed all the way through this video.
i'm not A Cat or NOT A CAT, but i am off my meds. so what. it's a recession and who can afford that shit.