Via Craigslist:

TV Casting: Do you have too many cats? (Nationwide)

Are you in love with your cats? Do you treat them like children? Do you have more cats than you can handle? Are your friends and family upset by the number of cats you care for?

A major cable network is looking for individuals who are addicted to cats to appear on a new documentary television series. This program will look into the causes and consequences of your addiction, as well as how it impacts your life and the lives of loved ones. Professional psychological insight may be provided.