I'm of the opinion that everyone needs a theme song. A short version of the song would play whenever they entered a room, and a longer version would play when they're walking down the street. And after years of combing the internet, I've finally found the perfect theme song for our own cat-loving Alison Hallett. (By the way, if you want to be humming anything other than this song for the rest of the day, maybe you'd better listen to something else.)

Got a better theme song than this one for Alison Hallett? I DEFY you to post it in the comments!!