Cut Riker some slack. (And it *is* spelled Riker, you're worrying me, dude.)

The guy spends almost all his time screwing junior officers, must take a lot out of him, even with his Starfleet training. (There's a reason it's pronounced "Satyrfleet" in some quadrants.)

I thought that said "SIEG HEIL"

@ Todd
Welcome to my... NERD TRAP!!

It's a faaaake!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qKcJF4fOPs…

I love Riker, with his beer gut and the way he walks around like he's going to open doors with his forehead.

But Data is still the best! He has a cat named Spot! He got it on with Tasha Yar (totes miss u, tasha)! He sleuths it up with Geordi in the Holodeck! And he even got an "Emotion Chip" and cried! Androids don't cry! (do they?)

SO MUCH LOVE FOR ST:TNG!

@WSH: Brilliant! And vaguely reminiscent of the "Corbomite Maneuver" (Stardate 1512.2).

Marina Sirtis was/is HOT. Yowser!!!!