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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Non-Woke = Comatose
?!?!? Mar 26 12:00 PM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Non-Woke = Comatose

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Submission of the Week: That Pastel Coat... and the Person In It
?!?!? May 19 12:59 PM

The I, Anonymous Submission of the Week: That Pastel Coat... and the Person In It

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Rant o' the Week: "Stop Saying 'Kiddo' for the Love of 'Goddo'!"
?!?!? May 3 10:17 AM

The I, Anonymous Rant o' the Week: "Stop Saying 'Kiddo' for the Love of 'Goddo'!"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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The I, Anonymous Quote o' the Week: Boogie On, Reggae Neighbor
?!?!? Apr 25 10:00 AM

The I, Anonymous Quote o' the Week: Boogie On, Reggae Neighbor

Wm. Steven Humphrey
PHOTO ESSAY: What You Can Expect at the Wilhelm Mausoleum—Open to the Public This Memorial Day Weekend
Events May 27 12:00 PM

PHOTO ESSAY: What You Can Expect at the Wilhelm Mausoleum—Open to the Public This Memorial Day Weekend

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Rant o' the Day: Get Yer Stinkin' Bikes Off Our Stinkin' Trails!
?!?!? Mar 23 11:00 AM

The I, Anonymous Rant o' the Day: Get Yer Stinkin' Bikes Off Our Stinkin' Trails!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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WORST... THANKSGIVING... EVER! Mercury Readers Share their Most Disastrous and Disgusting Turkey Day Memories
Food and Drink Nov 26 12:00 PM

WORST... THANKSGIVING... EVER! Mercury Readers Share their Most Disastrous and Disgusting Turkey Day Memories

Mercury Readers
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Where My Toyota RAV4 Community At?"
?!?!? Jul 19 10:39 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Where My Toyota RAV4 Community At?"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "I'm from Vancouver!"
?!?!? Jul 12 2:01 PM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "I'm from Vancouver!"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Hey, Grandpa Asshole!"
?!?!? Jun 29 10:00 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Hey, Grandpa Asshole!"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Last Chance! Fill Out the Mercury Reader Survey for a Chance to Win a Cool Prize!
?!?!? Jun 4 12:00 PM

Last Chance! Fill Out the Mercury Reader Survey for a Chance to Win a Cool Prize!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Sidewalk Criminals
?!?!? Jun 1 2:00 PM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Sidewalk Criminals

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Opinions Wanted: Take the Mercury Reader Survey (and Enter to Win a Great Prize)!
?!?!? Jun 1 11:00 AM

Opinions Wanted: Take the Mercury Reader Survey (and Enter to Win a Great Prize)!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Murder Cats v. Murder Kids"
?!?!? May 18 10:00 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Murder Cats v. Murder Kids"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
I, Anonymous Classic: "Dear Really Drunk Guys at the Strip Club"
?!?!? Jan 5 1:02 PM

I, Anonymous Classic: "Dear Really Drunk Guys at the Strip Club"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "The Scream"
?!?!? Apr 2 9:07 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "The Scream"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "STOP ORDERING DELIVERY YOU ANIMALS"
?!?!? Mar 30 3:56 PM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "STOP ORDERING DELIVERY YOU ANIMALS"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: You Don't Need Marzipan!
?!?!? Mar 28 3:40 PM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: You Don't Need Marzipan!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Grocery Store Workers Fucking Hate You"
?!?!? Mar 23 5:03 PM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Grocery Store Workers Fucking Hate You"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Stop Your Coronavirus Hoarding!"
?!?!? Mar 4 3:00 PM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Stop Your Coronavirus Hoarding!"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "I Stalked You For Years"
?!?!? Feb 28 2:07 PM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "I Stalked You For Years"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Ban the Bar Line!"
?!?!? Feb 24 3:14 PM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Ban the Bar Line!"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Sock Sex
?!?!? Jan 3 11:31 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Sock Sex

Wm. Steven Humphrey
All the Scented Holiday Candles I Bought at the Michaels on SE 82nd, Reviewed
?!?!? Dec 26 10:30 AM

All the Scented Holiday Candles I Bought at the Michaels on SE 82nd, Reviewed

Blair Stenvick
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Eunuch-Cycle
?!?!? Dec 13 10:35 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Eunuch-Cycle

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Pinballin'
?!?!? Dec 9 9:00 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Pinballin'

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: The Porn Plumber
?!?!? Nov 21 11:00 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: The Porn Plumber

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Nobody Cares About Your Birthday!
?!?!? Nov 18 4:00 PM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Nobody Cares About Your Birthday!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Why the Fuck Do We Bathe in the Morning?!?
?!?!? Oct 21 10:00 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Why the Fuck Do We Bathe in the Morning?!?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
You'll Never Look at Monster Energy Drink the Same After Watching This Viral Twitter Video
Food and Drink Aug 8 12:39 PM

You'll Never Look at Monster Energy Drink the Same After Watching This Viral Twitter Video

Ned Lannamann
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Deod-o-rant
?!?!? May 13 9:30 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Deod-o-rant

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The New Billy Ray Cyrus Video Officially Makes Weed Uncool
Cannabis May 10 1:11 PM

The New Billy Ray Cyrus Video Officially Makes Weed Uncool

Ned Lannamann
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Nude Beach Mushroom Trip
?!?!? May 9 9:00 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Nude Beach Mushroom Trip

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Chalk It Up
?!?!? Apr 30 9:21 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Chalk It Up

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: 20 is Not Plenty?
?!?!? Apr 16 9:00 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: 20 is Not Plenty?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: The Heavy-Breathing Yogi
?!?!? Mar 12 10:16 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: The Heavy-Breathing Yogi

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Roasted
?!?!? Feb 26 10:01 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Roasted

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: The Bluetooth Wanker
?!?!? Feb 12 10:30 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: The Bluetooth Wanker

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Today on Nextdoor: Blaming the Homeless for Coyote Problems
?!?!? Feb 4 10:17 AM

Today on Nextdoor: Blaming the Homeless for Coyote Problems

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Learn to Ride the Bus!!
?!?!? Jan 24 10:00 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Learn to Ride the Bus!!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Obsessive-Compulsive Hair Care
?!?!? Jan 14 10:30 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Obsessive-Compulsive Hair Care

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Remembering 2018: The Best Letters I Received from My "Billy Graham Is a Bigot and Homophobe" Article
?!?!? Dec 27 1:30 PM

Remembering 2018: The Best Letters I Received from My "Billy Graham Is a Bigot and Homophobe" Article

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Remembering 2018: Portland Has One Less Trampoline Park. OH WELL!
?!?!? Dec 26 11:40 AM

Remembering 2018: Portland Has One Less Trampoline Park. OH WELL!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Wm. Steven Humphrey's "Unfuckwithable Rules of the White Elephant Gift Exchange"
?!?!? Dec 18 11:00 AM

Wm. Steven Humphrey's "Unfuckwithable Rules of the White Elephant Gift Exchange"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: The Ghost of Portlandia
?!?!? Dec 4 12:00 PM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: The Ghost of Portlandia

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Hacker Catches Mercury Staff Touching "Intimate Parts"; Thinks This Is Worth $600
?!?!? Nov 19 11:00 AM

Hacker Catches Mercury Staff Touching "Intimate Parts"; Thinks This Is Worth $600

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Submission o' the Day: Treachery at the Coffee Pot!
?!?!? Nov 12 10:59 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Submission o' the Day: Treachery at the Coffee Pot!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Make It Easier for Me to Vote, Goddamit!
?!?!? Oct 23 2:42 PM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Make It Easier for Me to Vote, Goddamit!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Sleepy Nurse, Deadly Nurse
?!?!? Oct 18 3:00 PM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Sleepy Nurse, Deadly Nurse

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Pardon My Drone
?!?!? Oct 11 12:37 PM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Pardon My Drone

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Death-Positive Mortician Caitlin Doughty Wants You to Know the Grim Reaper's Hand Is Up Your Butt
Books Oct 9 11:29 AM

Death-Positive Mortician Caitlin Doughty Wants You to Know the Grim Reaper's Hand Is Up Your Butt

Ciara Dolan
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Cheap Ass Cone Lickers
?!?!? Oct 4 9:30 AM

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Cheap Ass Cone Lickers

Wm. Steven Humphrey
TBA on the Cheap: Five Affordable, Approachable TBA Picks!
Theater & Performance Sep 3 1:30 PM

TBA on the Cheap: Five Affordable, Approachable TBA Picks!

Andrew Jankowski
The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day: The McDonald's CURSE
?!?!? Jul 19 9:30 AM

The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day: The McDonald's CURSE

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Owen Wilson Visits the Portland Art Museum's The Shape of Speed
?!?!? Jun 15 11:36 AM

Owen Wilson Visits the Portland Art Museum's The Shape of Speed

Suzette Smith
The Best of the WORST of I, Anonymous!
Comedy Jun 12 10:01 AM

The Best of the WORST of I, Anonymous!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day: Thanks, Jackass (Sincerely!)
?!?!? Jun 5 10:02 AM

The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day: Thanks, Jackass (Sincerely!)

Wm. Steven Humphrey
I Smelled Portland’s (Maybe) Corpse Flower
?!?!? May 30 2:30 PM

I Smelled Portland’s (Maybe) Corpse Flower

Suzette Smith
Five Things I Learned at Wilhelm's Mausoleum This Memorial Day
?!?!? May 30 2:00 PM

Five Things I Learned at Wilhelm's Mausoleum This Memorial Day

Ciara Dolan
The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day: A Very Shitty Date
?!?!? May 21 10:00 AM

The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day: A Very Shitty Date

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Arrest of the Golden State Killer Suspect and How Michelle McNamara Turned Personal Trauma into a Political Issue
Books Apr 25 6:15 PM

The Arrest of the Golden State Killer Suspect and How Michelle McNamara Turned Personal Trauma into a Political Issue

Ciara Dolan
Today Is My Last Day at the Mercury. Bye!!!
?!?!? Apr 20 10:59 AM

Today Is My Last Day at the Mercury. Bye!!!

Megan Burbank
The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day: Dear Squirrel Murderers
?!?!? Mar 23 2:00 PM

The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day: Dear Squirrel Murderers

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day!
?!?!? Mar 20 2:30 PM

The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Best Letters I Received from My "Billy Graham Is a Bigot and Homophobe" Article
?!?!? Mar 7 3:24 PM

The Best Letters I Received from My "Billy Graham Is a Bigot and Homophobe" Article

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day!
?!?!? Feb 26 3:59 PM

The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day!
?!?!? Feb 22 2:30 PM

The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day!
?!?!? Feb 20 12:59 PM

The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day!
?!?!? Feb 16 9:19 AM

The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
"Highlights" from Katie Roiphe's Slate "Interview"
?!?!? Feb 9 11:45 AM

"Highlights" from Katie Roiphe's Slate "Interview"

Megan Burbank
Remembering 2017: Learning How to Sword Fight with Swordguild Portland
Sports Dec 29 12:29 PM

Remembering 2017: Learning How to Sword Fight with Swordguild Portland

Ciara Dolan
Remembering 2017: The Week We Published a Newspaper With No Men in It
?!?!? Dec 28 12:00 PM

Remembering 2017: The Week We Published a Newspaper With No Men in It

Megan Burbank
I, Anonymous Classic: I Heart Your Filthy Socks
?!?!? Dec 22 12:04 PM

I, Anonymous Classic: I Heart Your Filthy Socks

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Today on Craigslist: Anybody Need Any Haunted Nightmare Bones?
?!?!? Dec 8 9:44 AM

Today on Craigslist: Anybody Need Any Haunted Nightmare Bones?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Lars Larson and His Listeners are TERRIFIED of Pacific Northwest!
?!?!? Nov 13 3:07 PM

Lars Larson and His Listeners are TERRIFIED of Pacific Northwest!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Tell Tale Tooth: Chitter Chatter... What's the Matter?
?!?!? Oct 31 1:30 PM

The Tell Tale Tooth: Chitter Chatter... What's the Matter?

Elinor Jones
The Tell Tale Tooth: The Doctor Will See You Now
?!?!? Oct 31 9:45 AM

The Tell Tale Tooth: The Doctor Will See You Now

Alex Falcone
Reader Poll: Pick the Mercury's New Mascot!
?!?!? Oct 27 3:56 PM

Reader Poll: Pick the Mercury's New Mascot!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Tell Tale Tooth: Scared Straight
?!?!? Oct 27 2:01 PM

The Tell Tale Tooth: Scared Straight

Megan Burbank
The Tell Tale Tooth: The Missing Mouth Jewel
?!?!? Oct 27 9:00 AM

The Tell Tale Tooth: The Missing Mouth Jewel

An Anonymous Dental Hygienist as Told to JoAnn Schinderle
The Tell Tale Tooth: By the Skin of My Teeth
?!?!? Oct 26 2:29 PM

The Tell Tale Tooth: By the Skin of My Teeth

Heather Arndt Anderson
The Tell-Tale Tooth: Dr. Nick: Mini-Mall Dentist
?!?!? Oct 26 9:00 AM

The Tell-Tale Tooth: Dr. Nick: Mini-Mall Dentist

Cameron Crowell
Okay, But How Are You Supposed to Clean the Ash Off Your Car?
Portland Sep 6 1:15 PM

Okay, But How Are You Supposed to Clean the Ash Off Your Car?

Megan Burbank
A Portland Woman Says She Saw Teens Start the Gorge Wildfire. This is Her Story.
News Sep 5 4:16 PM

A Portland Woman Says She Saw Teens Start the Gorge Wildfire. This is Her Story.

Dirk VanderHart
Christian Pastor: Jesus Christ Is Basically Hitler
?!?!? Aug 31 11:59 AM

Christian Pastor: Jesus Christ Is Basically Hitler

Dan Savage
The Cutest Pet in Portland Is... Johnny the Pig!
Portland Aug 29 2:15 PM

The Cutest Pet in Portland Is... Johnny the Pig!

Mercury Staff
Joey Gibson, Whose Rallies Attract Extremists, Cancels San Francisco Rally Because of Extremists
?!?!? Aug 25 4:45 PM

Joey Gibson, Whose Rallies Attract Extremists, Cancels San Francisco Rally Because of Extremists

Dirk VanderHart
Cutest Pet Photo Contest Final Vote: Sora vs. Johnny
Portland Aug 25 10:25 AM

Cutest Pet Photo Contest Final Vote: Sora vs. Johnny

Mercury Staff
Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Sora vs. Django; Johnny vs. Chauncey
?!?!? Aug 21 4:47 PM

Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Sora vs. Django; Johnny vs. Chauncey

Mercury Staff
Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Sora vs. Bart and Django vs. Darla
Portland Aug 16 4:35 PM

Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Sora vs. Bart and Django vs. Darla

Mercury Staff
Cheating Will Not Be Tolerated in the Mercury's Cutest Pet Photo Contest
?!?!? Aug 16 12:27 PM

Cheating Will Not Be Tolerated in the Mercury's Cutest Pet Photo Contest

Mercury Staff
Former Police Chief Larry O'Dea Lied to City Investigators Multiple Times, Officials Conclude
News Aug 16 9:42 AM

Former Police Chief Larry O'Dea Lied to City Investigators Multiple Times, Officials Conclude

Dirk VanderHart
Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Bun Bun vs. Johnny; Louie vs. Chauncey
Portland Aug 15 12:57 PM

Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Bun Bun vs. Johnny; Louie vs. Chauncey

Mercury Staff
When Cats Attack: How One Horror Cartoonist Barely Survived a Cat Assault
?!?!? Aug 15 9:44 AM

When Cats Attack: How One Horror Cartoonist Barely Survived a Cat Assault

Suzette Smith
When Cats ATTACK! (They Are Probably Just Scared.)
?!?!? Aug 12 11:14 AM

When Cats ATTACK! (They Are Probably Just Scared.)

Suzette Smith
Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Lulu and Trotskey vs. Django; Pedro vs. Darla
Portland Aug 12 10:15 AM

Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Lulu and Trotskey vs. Django; Pedro vs. Darla

Mercury Staff
Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Bowie vs. Sora and Bart vs. Vinnie
Portland Aug 11 10:58 AM

Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Bowie vs. Sora and Bart vs. Vinnie

Mercury Staff
Today on Craigslist: Man Wants to Impregnate Some Lucky Woman During Eclipse
?!?!? Aug 11 8:45 AM

Today on Craigslist: Man Wants to Impregnate Some Lucky Woman During Eclipse

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Getting Twisted with My Feline Friends
?!?!? Aug 10 3:58 PM

Getting Twisted with My Feline Friends

Sadie Furlong
Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Ottis vs. Louie and Chauncey vs. Lola
Portland Aug 10 11:11 AM

Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Ottis vs. Louie and Chauncey vs. Lola

Mercury Staff
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