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Events
May 27
12:00 PM
PHOTO ESSAY: What You Can Expect at the Wilhelm Mausoleum—Open to the Public This Memorial Day Weekend
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Mar 23
11:00 AM
The I, Anonymous Rant o' the Day: Get Yer Stinkin' Bikes Off Our Stinkin' Trails!
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Food and Drink
Nov 26
12:00 PM
WORST... THANKSGIVING... EVER!
Mercury
Readers Share their Most Disastrous and Disgusting Turkey Day Memories
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Jul 19
10:39 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Where My Toyota RAV4 Community At?"
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Jul 12
2:01 PM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "I'm from Vancouver!"
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Jun 29
10:00 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Hey, Grandpa Asshole!"
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Jun 4
12:00 PM
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Jun 1
2:00 PM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Sidewalk Criminals
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Jun 1
11:00 AM
Opinions Wanted: Take the
Mercury
Reader Survey (and Enter to Win a Great Prize)!
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May 18
10:00 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Murder Cats v. Murder Kids"
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Jan 5
1:02 PM
I, Anonymous Classic: "Dear Really Drunk Guys at the Strip Club"
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Apr 2
9:07 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "The Scream"
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Mar 30
3:56 PM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "STOP ORDERING DELIVERY YOU ANIMALS"
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Mar 28
3:40 PM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: You Don't Need Marzipan!
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Mar 23
5:03 PM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Grocery Store Workers Fucking Hate You"
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Mar 4
3:00 PM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Stop Your Coronavirus Hoarding!"
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Feb 28
2:07 PM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "I Stalked You For Years"
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Feb 24
3:14 PM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: "Ban the Bar Line!"
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Jan 3
11:31 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Sock Sex
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Dec 26
10:30 AM
All the Scented Holiday Candles I Bought at the Michaels on SE 82nd, Reviewed
Blair Stenvick
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Dec 13
10:35 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Eunuch-Cycle
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Dec 9
9:00 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Pinballin'
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Nov 21
11:00 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: The Porn Plumber
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Nov 18
4:00 PM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Nobody Cares About Your Birthday!
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Oct 21
10:00 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Why the Fuck Do We Bathe in the Morning?!?
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Food and Drink
Aug 8
12:39 PM
You'll Never Look at Monster Energy Drink the Same After Watching This Viral Twitter Video
Ned Lannamann
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May 13
9:30 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Deod-o-rant
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Cannabis
May 10
1:11 PM
The New Billy Ray Cyrus Video Officially Makes Weed Uncool
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May 9
9:00 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Nude Beach Mushroom Trip
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Apr 30
9:21 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Chalk It Up
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Apr 16
9:00 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: 20 is
Not
Plenty?
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Mar 12
10:16 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: The Heavy-Breathing Yogi
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Feb 26
10:01 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Roasted
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Feb 12
10:30 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: The Bluetooth Wanker
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Feb 4
10:17 AM
Today on Nextdoor: Blaming the Homeless for Coyote Problems
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Jan 24
10:00 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Learn to Ride the Bus!!
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Jan 14
10:30 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Obsessive-Compulsive Hair Care
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Dec 27
1:30 PM
Remembering 2018: The Best Letters I Received from My "Billy Graham Is a Bigot and Homophobe" Article
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Dec 26
11:40 AM
Remembering 2018: Portland Has One Less Trampoline Park. OH WELL!
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Dec 18
11:00 AM
Wm. Steven Humphrey's "Unfuckwithable Rules of the White Elephant Gift Exchange"
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Dec 4
12:00 PM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: The Ghost of
Portlandia
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Nov 19
11:00 AM
Hacker Catches
Mercury
Staff Touching "Intimate Parts"; Thinks This Is Worth $600
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Nov 12
10:59 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Submission o' the Day: Treachery at the Coffee Pot!
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Oct 23
2:42 PM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Make It Easier for Me to Vote, Goddamit!
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Oct 18
3:00 PM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Sleepy Nurse, Deadly Nurse
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Oct 11
12:37 PM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Pardon My Drone
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Books
Oct 9
11:29 AM
Death-Positive Mortician Caitlin Doughty Wants You to Know the Grim Reaper's Hand Is Up Your Butt
Ciara Dolan
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Oct 4
9:30 AM
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Cheap Ass Cone Lickers
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Theater & Performance
Sep 3
1:30 PM
TBA on the Cheap: Five Affordable, Approachable TBA Picks!
Andrew Jankowski
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Jul 19
9:30 AM
The I, Anonymous Classic of the Day: The McDonald's CURSE
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