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A Favorite Emoji Combo (😬🔫) Will Soon Be Obsolete
Tech Aug 2 12:43 PM

A Favorite Emoji Combo (😬🔫) Will Soon Be Obsolete

Christopher Frizzelle
This is Why Talking Ghostbusters Is Such a Pain in the Ass: A History of How a Bunch of Dicks Tried Ruining the Reboot
Movies & TV Jul 14 1:30 PM

This is Why Talking Ghostbusters Is Such a Pain in the Ass: A History of How a Bunch of Dicks Tried Ruining the Reboot

Bobby Roberts
Today in Biggie Smalls/Barney the Dinosaur Mashups
Music Jun 21 11:29 AM

Today in Biggie Smalls/Barney the Dinosaur Mashups

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Poll: Should Portland Public Schools Enable Climate Change Deniers?
Books Jun 6 9:34 AM

Poll: Should Portland Public Schools Enable Climate Change Deniers?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Check Out the Gorgeous Trailer for Netflix's The Little Prince
Movies & TV May 26 9:44 AM

Check Out the Gorgeous Trailer for Netflix's The Little Prince

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Boy in Dinosaur Costume Creates Panic; Saves Slow News Day
Media Apr 19 9:32 AM

Boy in Dinosaur Costume Creates Panic; Saves Slow News Day

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Review: Marvel Universe Live! at the Moda Center
Geek Mar 4 9:27 AM

Review: Marvel Universe Live! at the Moda Center

Wm. Steven Humphrey
"My Concern for America Continues"
Politics Feb 18 1:29 PM

"My Concern for America Continues"

Phillip Abernathy, age 9
Being Under 30: One Weird Trick for Getting a Subscription to The New Yorker?
Media Feb 5 3:19 PM

Being Under 30: One Weird Trick for Getting a Subscription to The New Yorker?

Megan Burbank
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How the Sausage Gets Made: For Kids!
Food and Drink Oct 22 1:39 PM

How the Sausage Gets Made: For Kids!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Greatest Invention of This, Or Any Other Century
?!?!? May 22 3:29 PM

The Greatest Invention of This, Or Any Other Century

Wm. Steven Humphrey
This Sesame Street Avengers Parody May Be Better than the Real Thing!
Geek Apr 28 10:59 AM

This Sesame Street Avengers Parody May Be Better than the Real Thing!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Elmo and Cookie Monster are Enthusiastic Lovers
Sex Apr 3 9:29 AM

Elmo and Cookie Monster are Enthusiastic Lovers

Wm. Steven Humphrey
And Now, Perhaps the Finest St. Paddy's Day News Blooper You Will Ever See
News Mar 17 1:59 PM

And Now, Perhaps the Finest St. Paddy's Day News Blooper You Will Ever See

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Netflix' New Richie Rich Series May Be Your New WORST THING EVER
TV Feb 19 9:29 AM

Netflix' New Richie Rich Series May Be Your New WORST THING EVER

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Youth Spent on a Greyhound Bus
Transportation Jan 14 1:29 PM

Youth Spent on a Greyhound Bus

Lisa Wells
Your Christmas Wasn't as Good as This
Oh, You Kids! Jan 2 2:14 PM

Your Christmas Wasn't as Good as This

Wm. Steven Humphrey
RIP Fraggle Rock's "Doc"
TV Oct 21 9:29 AM

RIP Fraggle Rock's "Doc"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Jimmy Kimmel Disguises Himself as a Talking Pig (Also, Kids Are Gullible)
Comedy Oct 3 10:14 AM

Jimmy Kimmel Disguises Himself as a Talking Pig (Also, Kids Are Gullible)

Wm. Steven Humphrey
"Apparently Kid" Makes First Commercial; is Apparently Adorable
Puppy Sep 12 2:44 PM

"Apparently Kid" Makes First Commercial; is Apparently Adorable

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Today in "Hey Old Person, You're OLD!"
Video Games Sep 8 2:29 PM

Today in "Hey Old Person, You're OLD!"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Nathan for You: "Are You a Baby??"
TV Aug 19 2:59 PM

Nathan for You: "Are You a Baby??"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Hell Hath No Fury Like an Early-'80s Teenager Whose Father Recorded Over Her VHS Tape of Beloved MTV Videos
Music Aug 6 1:29 PM

Hell Hath No Fury Like an Early-'80s Teenager Whose Father Recorded Over Her VHS Tape of Beloved MTV Videos

David Schmader
Idiot to Television News Crew: "I didn't make this kid pass out on my floor."
Oh, You Kids! Aug 6 9:44 AM

Idiot to Television News Crew: "I didn't make this kid pass out on my floor."

Grant Brissey
This Week's "Hero of the Internet": The "Apparently" Kid
TV Aug 5 10:14 AM

This Week's "Hero of the Internet": The "Apparently" Kid

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Nathan Fielder Solves America's Underage Liquor Problem
Drunk Jul 23 1:59 PM

Nathan Fielder Solves America's Underage Liquor Problem

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Last Night in My Dreams...
Food and Drink Jul 8 2:29 PM

Last Night in My Dreams...

Wm. Steven Humphrey
This Is Still Better Than Anything Weezer's Done Since Pinkerton
Music Jun 20 3:06 PM

This Is Still Better Than Anything Weezer's Done Since Pinkerton

Ned Lannamann
High Art/Low Art: Scooby-Doo Background Paintings
Artsy Jun 9 2:44 PM

High Art/Low Art: Scooby-Doo Background Paintings

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mutton Bustin': CONDEMN OR ALLOW?!?
Ethics May 23 9:59 AM

Mutton Bustin': CONDEMN OR ALLOW?!?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Stupid, Stupid Baby: Mother's Day
Oh, You Kids! May 12 2:14 PM

Stupid, Stupid Baby: Mother's Day

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Best Spider-Man Shorts from The Electric Company... RANKED!
TV Apr 30 10:14 AM

The Best Spider-Man Shorts from The Electric Company... RANKED!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
R&B Slow Jam of the Day: The DuckTales Theme Song
TV Apr 29 2:29 PM

R&B Slow Jam of the Day: The DuckTales Theme Song

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Frozen: Grand Theft Auto-Style
Video Games Apr 24 10:29 AM

Frozen: Grand Theft Auto-Style

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oregon's Future, Ladies and Gentlemen
Oh, You Kids! Apr 17 10:59 AM

Oregon's Future, Ladies and Gentlemen

Alison Hallett
The Frozen/Breaking Bad Mashup You've Been Waiting For
TV Apr 14 2:44 PM

The Frozen/Breaking Bad Mashup You've Been Waiting For

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Happy Friday, NYC!
Music Mar 14 3:29 PM

Happy Friday, NYC!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Therapist Suggests Banning Technology for Children Under 12—Instead of, You Know, Suggesting It
Oh, You Kids! Mar 11 10:29 AM

Therapist Suggests Banning Technology for Children Under 12—Instead of, You Know, Suggesting It

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Jimmy Fallon Elementary School Band Performs "Let It Go"—with Idina Menzel!
Movies & TV Mar 4 9:59 AM

The Jimmy Fallon Elementary School Band Performs "Let It Go"—with Idina Menzel!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Kansas Wants to Return to the Good Old Days of Teachers Spanking Kids
Politics Feb 19 1:44 PM

Kansas Wants to Return to the Good Old Days of Teachers Spanking Kids

Paul Constant
"Not Having Kids": A Possible Alternative to Having Kids!
Comedy Feb 5 2:24 PM

"Not Having Kids": A Possible Alternative to Having Kids!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Stupid, Stupid Baby/Parent: Get Off the Table!
Oh, You Kids! Jan 27 2:14 PM

Stupid, Stupid Baby/Parent: Get Off the Table!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Meet Two Kids With Three Legal Parents
Oh, You Kids! Jan 27 9:44 AM

Meet Two Kids With Three Legal Parents

Dan Savage
Saving the World by Sitting Still
Oh, You Kids! Jan 24 1:29 PM

Saving the World by Sitting Still

David Schmader
New Cheerios Commercial Raises More Questions Than It Answers
Oh, You Kids! Jan 16 1:29 PM

New Cheerios Commercial Raises More Questions Than It Answers

David Schmader
Yay, Another Excuse to Post This Spring Breakers Picture
Movies & TV Jan 16 10:44 AM

Yay, Another Excuse to Post This Spring Breakers Picture

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Let's Watch a Remote Control Devil Baby Scare the Hell out of People
Oh, You Kids! Jan 15 10:14 AM

Let's Watch a Remote Control Devil Baby Scare the Hell out of People

Wm. Steven Humphrey
A New Real World—Just for You Sadists!
TV Dec 3 10:14 AM

A New Real World—Just for You Sadists!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Whole World Pauses to Watch Batkid Save the Day
Oh, You Kids! Nov 15 2:14 PM

Whole World Pauses to Watch Batkid Save the Day

Paul Constant
Oscar the Grouch vs. Grumpy Cat: ON WHOM DO YOU WAGER, INTERNET?!?
Cats Nov 15 10:44 AM

Oscar the Grouch vs. Grumpy Cat: ON WHOM DO YOU WAGER, INTERNET?!?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
I Believe That Children Are Our Future
Oh, You Kids! Nov 12 1:44 PM

I Believe That Children Are Our Future

Paul Constant
Congratulations, Blogtown! You Made it to Friday!
Oh, You Kids! Nov 1 10:44 AM

Congratulations, Blogtown! You Made it to Friday!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Happy Birthday, "...Baby One More Time"
Oh, You Kids! Oct 24 10:59 AM

Happy Birthday, "...Baby One More Time"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Stupid, Stupid Baby: Funny, Kind-of-Hot Dad
Oh, You Kids! Oct 22 11:44 AM

Stupid, Stupid Baby: Funny, Kind-of-Hot Dad

Wm. Steven Humphrey
There's No Reason for This to Exist. On This Earth.
Oh, You Kids! Oct 18 3:44 PM

There's No Reason for This to Exist. On This Earth.

Denis C. Theriault
Who's Worse: Toddlers or House Republicans?
Oh, You Kids! Oct 17 1:29 PM

Who's Worse: Toddlers or House Republicans?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
"DayMan" Covered by Japanese Kindergarteners: YESSSSS!!
Oh, You Kids! Oct 15 3:14 PM

"DayMan" Covered by Japanese Kindergarteners: YESSSSS!!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
I Could Watch Texas News Reports About Bigfoot Hunters All Goddamn Day
Oh, You Kids! Oct 3 11:29 AM

I Could Watch Texas News Reports About Bigfoot Hunters All Goddamn Day

Erik Henriksen
Some Assholes Always Have to Go and Ruin It for Everybody Else
Oh, You Kids! Sep 24 9:44 AM

Some Assholes Always Have to Go and Ruin It for Everybody Else

Paul Constant
"I'm Gen Y, and I Don't Feel Special or Entitled, Just Poor."
Oh, You Kids! Sep 20 2:10 PM

"I'm Gen Y, and I Don't Feel Special or Entitled, Just Poor."

Cienna Madrid
Help This Third Grader Set His Goals
Oh, You Kids! Sep 19 10:44 AM

Help This Third Grader Set His Goals

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Who Wants to See a Trailer for Turkey's Version of The O.C.?
TV Sep 18 11:14 AM

Who Wants to See a Trailer for Turkey's Version of The O.C.?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Nope, Nothing Creepy About Scientology's Portland Ad Campaign
Portland Sep 17 11:29 AM

Nope, Nothing Creepy About Scientology's Portland Ad Campaign

Erik Henriksen
Last Chance to Sponsor Team Mercuroke in the Charity Karaoke Marathon!
Music Sep 12 10:14 AM

Last Chance to Sponsor Team Mercuroke in the Charity Karaoke Marathon!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Unicycling Darth Vader Struggles to Keep Portland Weird—with Flaming Bagpipes
Portland Sep 6 3:14 PM

Unicycling Darth Vader Struggles to Keep Portland Weird—with Flaming Bagpipes

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Donate to Ethos! Sponsor Team Mercuroke!
Music Sep 5 10:44 AM

Donate to Ethos! Sponsor Team Mercuroke!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
When I Was Your Age, I Played Bloody Knuckles
Comedy Sep 3 9:59 AM

When I Was Your Age, I Played Bloody Knuckles

Alex Falcone
Fifth Harmony Are Coming to Clackamas Town Center
Music Aug 8 2:29 PM

Fifth Harmony Are Coming to Clackamas Town Center

Ned Lannamann
Protect Yourself!
Oh, You Kids! Aug 7 1:29 PM

Protect Yourself!

Kelly O
Breaking Bad: The Middle School Musical is the Best Thing Ever Created EVER
TV Aug 6 10:44 AM

Breaking Bad: The Middle School Musical is the Best Thing Ever Created EVER

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Happy Birthday, The O.C.!
TV Aug 5 2:19 PM

Happy Birthday, The O.C.!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Shut Up, You Stupid Baby Nerd: A Blogtown Poll
TV Aug 5 11:14 AM

Shut Up, You Stupid Baby Nerd: A Blogtown Poll

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer Knows What's Wrong with Your Insolent Teen
Oh, You Kids! Jul 25 9:29 AM

The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer Knows What's Wrong with Your Insolent Teen

David Schmader
Today in "Oh, You Kids of Today!"
Oh, You Kids! Jul 15 1:44 PM

Today in "Oh, You Kids of Today!"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Stupid, Stupid Baby: Why Are You Crying, Stupid, Stupid Baby?
Oh, You Kids! Jul 9 1:59 PM

Stupid, Stupid Baby: Why Are You Crying, Stupid, Stupid Baby?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Nope, Nope, Absolutely Not, Nope
Horrors Jun 25 2:59 PM

Nope, Nope, Absolutely Not, Nope

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Hey Child-Like Adults! Beware the Batman Trailer!
TV Jun 21 10:44 AM

Hey Child-Like Adults! Beware the Batman Trailer!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Beatboxing for Dummies
Music Jun 17 1:44 PM

Beatboxing for Dummies

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Karaoke Lovers Rejoice: New Voicebox Slated for Southeast
Oh, You Kids! Jun 14 3:14 PM

Karaoke Lovers Rejoice: New Voicebox Slated for Southeast

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Man Ejected from Disney World After Leaving Hollow-Point-Bullet-Loaded Gun on Dinosaur Ride
Oh, You Kids! May 29 2:44 PM

Man Ejected from Disney World After Leaving Hollow-Point-Bullet-Loaded Gun on Dinosaur Ride

Goldy
Panic, Parents! No More Dora on Netflix!
News May 28 2:14 PM

Panic, Parents! No More Dora on Netflix!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Spider-Man Has an Okay Jump Shot
Sports May 24 1:29 PM

Spider-Man Has an Okay Jump Shot

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Are You Geekier Than a Four-Year-Old?
Geek May 22 10:44 AM

Are You Geekier Than a Four-Year-Old?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Stupid, Stupid Baby: Acccck!! MY HEART!!
Oh, You Kids! May 7 9:59 AM

Stupid, Stupid Baby: Acccck!! MY HEART!!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Best Twitter Conversation About Fluoride of the Day! (Perhaps Ever?)
The Twitter Apr 26 12:59 PM

Best Twitter Conversation About Fluoride of the Day! (Perhaps Ever?)

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Here's How I Entered the Office This Morning...
Oh, You Kids! Apr 26 9:59 AM

Here's How I Entered the Office This Morning...

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Bossy, Bossy Baby: "Worry About Yourself!"
Oh, You Kids! Apr 22 2:14 PM

Bossy, Bossy Baby: "Worry About Yourself!"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Babies With Little Animal Ears
Comedy Apr 2 11:29 AM

Babies With Little Animal Ears

Alex Falcone
Merit Badges I Might Want
Oh, You Kids! Mar 19 2:59 PM

Merit Badges I Might Want

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Stupid, Stupid Baby: The Lying Pooper
Oh, You Kids! Mar 15 1:14 PM

Stupid, Stupid Baby: The Lying Pooper

Wm. Steven Humphrey
New Taylor Swift Video Humiliates Everyone Who is Currently 22
Music Mar 14 10:59 AM

New Taylor Swift Video Humiliates Everyone Who is Currently 22

Wm. Steven Humphrey
A Mother's Final, Inadvertant Act of Love for Her Child
Oh, You Kids! Mar 14 9:44 AM

A Mother's Final, Inadvertant Act of Love for Her Child

David Schmader
Kid's Police: Provider of My Newest Catchphrase
Movies & TV Mar 1 10:44 AM

Kid's Police: Provider of My Newest Catchphrase

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Apple's War on Barely Legal Teens
Tech Feb 28 2:44 PM

Apple's War on Barely Legal Teens

Paul Constant
The Old Slip-N-Smash
Oh, You Kids! Feb 26 10:14 AM

The Old Slip-N-Smash

Marjorie Skinner
Walk on Some Sunshine with... THE ZACH ATTACK SUMMER TOUR!
Oh, You Kids! Feb 15 10:44 AM

Walk on Some Sunshine with... THE ZACH ATTACK SUMMER TOUR!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Portland Aquarium: Two Months In
Oh, You Kids! Feb 15 9:59 AM

The Portland Aquarium: Two Months In

Alex Falcone
The Mythbusters' Brand Of Fake Science Takes OMSI
TV Feb 13 9:59 AM

The Mythbusters' Brand Of Fake Science Takes OMSI

Alex Falcone
Stupid, Stupid Baby: The Trick Shot
Oh, You Kids! Feb 6 11:29 AM

Stupid, Stupid Baby: The Trick Shot

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Because It's Never to Early to Learn About the Pleasures of Security Theater
Transportation Jan 15 2:45 PM

Because It's Never to Early to Learn About the Pleasures of Security Theater

Paul Constant
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