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Geek
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3:29 PM
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Geek
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Sex
Apr 3
9:29 AM
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News
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Transportation
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1:29 PM
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2:14 PM
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
TV
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9:29 AM
RIP
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Comedy
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10:14 AM
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
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2:44 PM
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
TV
Aug 19
2:59 PM
Nathan for You
: "Are You a Baby??"
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Music
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1:29 PM
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Oh, You Kids!
Aug 6
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10:14 AM
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Food and Drink
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Music
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3:06 PM
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Ned Lannamann
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Oh, You Kids!
May 12
2:14 PM
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TV
Apr 30
10:14 AM
The Best Spider-Man Shorts from
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
TV
Apr 29
2:29 PM
R&B Slow Jam of the Day: The
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Video Games
Apr 24
10:29 AM
Frozen
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Oh, You Kids!
Apr 17
10:59 AM
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TV
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2:44 PM
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Music
Mar 14
3:29 PM
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, You Kids!
Mar 11
10:29 AM
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Movies & TV
Mar 4
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Politics
Feb 19
1:44 PM
Kansas Wants to Return to the Good Old Days of Teachers Spanking Kids
Paul Constant
Comedy
Feb 5
2:24 PM
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, You Kids!
Jan 27
2:14 PM
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, You Kids!
Jan 27
9:44 AM
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Oh, You Kids!
Jan 24
1:29 PM
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Oh, You Kids!
Jan 16
1:29 PM
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Movies & TV
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10:44 AM
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, You Kids!
Jan 15
10:14 AM
Let's Watch a Remote Control Devil Baby Scare the Hell out of People
Wm. Steven Humphrey
TV
Dec 3
10:14 AM
A New
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, You Kids!
Nov 15
2:14 PM
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Nov 15
10:44 AM
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, You Kids!
Nov 12
1:44 PM
I Believe That Children Are Our Future
Paul Constant
Oh, You Kids!
Nov 1
10:44 AM
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, You Kids!
Oct 24
10:59 AM
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, You Kids!
Oct 22
11:44 AM
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Oh, You Kids!
Oct 18
3:44 PM
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Oh, You Kids!
Oct 17
1:29 PM
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, You Kids!
Oct 15
3:14 PM
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, You Kids!
Oct 3
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Sep 24
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Paul Constant
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Sep 20
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Oh, You Kids!
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Portland
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11:29 AM
Nope, Nothing Creepy About Scientology's Portland Ad Campaign
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Music
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TV
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2:19 PM
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TV
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11:14 AM
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Oh, You Kids!
Jul 15
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2:59 PM
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TV
Jun 21
10:44 AM
Hey Child-Like Adults!
Beware the Batman
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Music
Jun 17
1:44 PM
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, You Kids!
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3:14 PM
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, You Kids!
May 29
2:44 PM
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Goldy
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May 28
2:14 PM
Panic, Parents! No More
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Sports
May 24
1:29 PM
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Geek
May 22
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, You Kids!
May 7
9:59 AM
Stupid, Stupid Baby: Acccck!! MY HEART!!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, You Kids!
Apr 26
9:59 AM
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, You Kids!
Apr 22
2:14 PM
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Apr 2
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Oh, You Kids!
Mar 19
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Oh, You Kids!
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Mar 14
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New Taylor Swift Video Humiliates Everyone Who is Currently 22
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Oh, You Kids!
Mar 14
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tech
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2:44 PM
Apple's War on Barely Legal Teens
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Oh, You Kids!
Feb 15
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, You Kids!
Feb 15
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TV
Feb 13
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The Mythbusters' Brand Of Fake Science Takes OMSI
Alex Falcone
Oh, You Kids!
Feb 6
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2:45 PM
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